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 24.02.2015
I open somehow a packaging filler for the cat toilet and BAC! In a surprise package, a bowl of cat canned food "sardines in smoked salmon jelly". to protect! I have never tried sardines in my life, and in the jelly of smoked salmon I will never try. Lucky for the cattle, I think.
On the joys of the hideous acquisition, I decide to delight the above-mentioned animal with an unexpected delight. The case at night...
Living joyfully knowing the content, a puffy scourge, gathered on the side. The toilet pot at this time is filled, which is quite natural, with this very filler.
For a full understanding of the picture, I will say that there is a tradition in our relationship with cattle: ruining the filler, the cattle carries my brain for cleaning by all available methods, that is, mowing, friction and scratching all over the body.
By the night of the next day, I realized that it was a test drive of the filler. The puppy stumbled into the pot, with a frequency of once every 15 minutes, up to rattling for half a meter, each time during the defecation. Should I say that the 10-liter filling bag ended at 6 a.m.? I was hopelessly late to work. Yes, and the piss for the second day in the clinic, cleansing the stomach.
I think that sardines in salmon sauce, it is not only non-patriotic, but also convenient for the wallet.
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