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 24.02.2015
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Let her hold your hand and fuck you. I am the owner of the "happy" 20 cm and 6 in range. Condoms are set, it is, but! First, large tires slip from me in the process. Secondly, the standard tight, shit. It pushes, and somehow does not get sex. Well, plus, on average, larger members have a worse sensitivity, so ‘smelling roses through the glass’ is about me. In general, for me, the presence of a condom means the absence of sex.
Maybe I am doing something wrong?
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Buy Gandons not in a bar for 10 p. but in the pharmacy and from 200 p.
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