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 25.02.2015
Problem with the MFC corridor. It was calculated that the problem with the drivers on the print/scanning server and escalated ticks the network (c). Do they have the phone, the closest to this Xerox machine, the user (p) (press the request button, hardware turn on / off, etc.) Let them solve the problem. How it was:
(c): please put A4 in the scanner, we will check the scan.
A: Ok I did
15 minutes have passed.
(c) Strange, did you put the sheets right?
A: Yes, I put it
15 minutes have passed.
(c) Erunda is something, contrast at zero, you can’t understand anything. Does the scanner work?
(P): Yes, she eats the leaves and then splashes out.
... 15 minutes have passed (Opinion!!! )
(c) Please turn the sheets, they are placed on the wrong side.
A: Please please
The pause increased to half an hour.
(c) Our magic here is powerless, we will call Xerox servicemen. Turn off the car.
A: It is well. Do you still need the paper or can we get this package of cleaners?
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