The beginning of the school year in the United States. A great leader

Meet the class:

“Children, we have a new one – Shakyro Suzuki from Japan, meet us. and now

Let’s start the lesson and see how well you know American history.

Who said "Freedom or Death"?

There was a dead silence in the class. Suzuka raised his hand:

Patrick Henry, 1775 in Philadelphia.

very well. And whose words: "The state is the people, and as such

You should never die"

The hand of Suzuki:

Abraham Lincoln, Washington in 1863.

The teacher looks closely at the class:

Shame on you kids! Suzuki is Japanese, but he knows American history better

All of you!

A quiet voice from the back:

Fuck the Japanese guys!

The teacher turned sharply:

Who said it???! to

Suzuki jumped up and cried out:

General McArthur, Guadalcanal Island, 1942

At the complete numbness of the class, a cry from Kamchatka:

Soak up you!

The student goes spotted:

Who are you???! to

Suzuka immediately cried out:

- Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, Washington, 1997.

The Angry Scream:

Suzuki is shit!! to

No second of delay:

- Valentino Rossi on the motorcycle Grand Prix of Brazil in Rio de Janeiro, 2002

The year! The Japanese is burning!

The class is hysterical, the teacher is faint, the door opens and appears.

Angry Director of School:

Fuck your mother! What is the mess here???! to

Unable to use Suzuki:

President Yeltsin, meeting of the Russian Parliament, 1993