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 01.03.2015
One man thought for half a day, "If Shambambambukli is all-powerful, can he make a stone that he himself can't lift?"
What is the problem?
So how in what? I wonder if I can make such a stone or not.
Have you not tried?
and no. This is a theoretical question, not a practical one.
- So you can't, - shrugged the shoulders of Mazuktha.
Why can’t I? Shambambambukli was offended. If I admit that I am truly omnipotent...
Are you Almighty?
Shambambukli stumbled and thought.
I don’t know, he finally confessed. If I cannot raise the stone that I have made myself,
– Throw that stone, – Masukta walked away. Remember the definition of omnipotence.
- <...> Almighty is the ability to create anything. So is?
That’s what it’s like. – Kidded Mazut. The key word is "everything". You make a stone, you make a stone. You don’t want to raise it – you don’t raise it. This is true omnipotence. by P. Bormore
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