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 01.03.2015
My husband, don’t look at me hard! The car needs new brushes and you can have a beautiful wrap on the steering wheel. Or buy me a skate - the old daughter cut off with scissors. Yes, new portovese professional knives are also needed! And the utug. And still do not forget some sanitary little things, which you use every day, but in emphasis do not remember, because you think about the important... And do not buy me azalia or gardenia in a pot, they will die immediately. I do not like cactus. Do not buy cosmetics and perfumes. You don’t understand this, it’s all my friends give me. Buying clothes to you and it will not come to your mind, you are smart.
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