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 02.03.2015
Do you get sick?
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Do you already decide, please, the batteries in the vibrator to change, lock in or nail in? Speak clearly, do not be fooled by your hints!
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But here is the figure for you, or you will say this directly, come, like, friends with organisms, fuck you will come, and then celebrate on all the crossroads, say, she is a prostitute!! The words through the mouth call for sex. Develop awareness and empathy. There will be natural selection, the most intelligent and guessful will reproduce.
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And so the usual, meaningless words of women some perceive as a hint to sex, and soon in general - you will open your mouth, and you will try to get there X - with such advice. It is better to be more transparent with guys, not necessarily in the forehead! And guys, do not brake - if he invites you home, even if "to conduct electricity", say boldly: "I am not an electrician, but I can see!" Don’t forget about the tea (both types).
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