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 05.03.2015
It was three years ago, then the cheapest vodka cost 89 rubles, and remembered - this is why.
I was driving on the route Moscow - St. Petersburg in February, it was wet snow. From the counterfeit fur my "Volkswagen" gives a melting cabbage, as it happened, ends up in the dishwasher tank. I stop at the grocery store, pretend that a store or barrel with car liquids will not be there for a long time, take the two cheapest bottles of vodka, obviously burnt, pour them into the dishwasher. In the cabin from the hot engine immediately made light vodka ambre. But here he, a native haishnik, a senior sergeant, checks the documents, smells:
Have you drunk?
I had to climb out, pull out my hands, open the cap and the dishwasher’s tank, and the smell of heated vodka from it across the entire district. For the force:
Three bottles of water!
He is:
Didn’t your hand shake? It is cool!
He moves his hat from his neck to his forehead.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1503/o150303.html#8
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