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 05.03.2015
Men, sit down and hold on to something. This will be a tough news, but you will have to digest it: women have your cars and payments. This is what you do before other males, building an internal hierarchy (which slightly intersect with the degree of attractiveness in women). Most girls toyota from Zaporozhye will distinguish, but a more detailed gradation of the degree of stiffness of the cart is available only to enthusiasts. Where do myths come from? He has already sailed here twice. The man has heard that he is bored and has nothing to talk to him, so there will be no second date? He rattles his forehead and tries to understand "It’s because I don’t have a cool car?"—not recognizing the problem in myself. The overgrown child invited the girl instead of the first date to the check-in, drawing a vigilant mom with her? Of course, the girl escaped from them precisely because he doesn’t have an iPhone or any other ghirni. On the dating site, the man indifferently scrolled through the information about the girl and her interests, but appreciated the photo in the swimsuit and greeted the gallant "Well, we wake up?" - of course, he lives further in the confidence that he ignored precisely for the lack of a car / salary (and in every way this confidence is poured out in the internet). What is unfortunate is that there are not so many such epic copies among men, but they are the ones that set the tone: the more unlucky he is, the more willing he will be to educate everyone about what all these grandmothers need.
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