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 07.03.2015
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Only in fact, it is, as a rule, a full-fat baby, prone to excessive alcohol consumption, whose entire leisure time consists in lying on the couch in front of a calf, excessive craving and weekly "craving" in various kinds of chopsticks in search of a yabar for the night. All merits are the place of a personal accountant.
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Married women have some fun after work (from 9 to 18 as in men): go to the store, cook food, check lessons, listen to their husband's nuts. The evening passed.
Married men have some fun in the evening: cuddled, watched the telecast, sat on the internet and spatnets especially conscious individuals will also play with the boy for half an hour. The man is working - he needs to lie down / rest, he has stress - he needs beer / vodka to pull, he is tired of the family - on the weekend for a shale / fishing.
Thus e. For a man, rest after work is normal, and if a woman does not want to smell anyone at night, then it is "FU".

Z is. “Full baby, you can think you are all Apollons.
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