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 07.03.2015
About the sperm, I remembered.

writes to me a young man (meeted in the social network), well communicated there on different topics, he, by the way, younger me so asked about different life situations, complexed about a small member (I did not see, did not measure, I think I just suffered from youth)
Well, and grit, that his girlfriend refuses him in oral lusts, and he so wants it. Like thinking about marrying her. But she shakes her all when she thinks she’s finished in her mouth.
I try from the point of view of life experience to explain that the girls are not off-the-top right away, maybe strict upbringing, maybe it also discourages her from such a thing that if she loves, then in the future everything will be, but I do not recommend pressing and forcing her into her mouth.
Nelly, you didn’t understand anything from my words. I asked if I did my husband go down, I answer what to do, I have no complexes about this, but it also didn't happen immediately, so I understand the girl's hesitation.

He tired me, I advised him in a joke to lick his sperm and try it for taste.

In response, an angry scream with a bunch of evil smiley-yes, you’re crazy!

This is the way men, inf to reflect.

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