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 08.03.2015
I was on the bus to work. The mood is good, the sun shines, but the people are cloudy.
A woman and her daughter are sitting through the passage. Further their dialogue:
D is Mom, buy a plan.
M is I’ll be 6 years old, I’ll buy it.
D: But Christine’s parents bought.
M: Christine was six years old when she was bought.
D: How much is she now?
M is nine.
D: So they don’t buy a plan?
M: Why does she have another plan? She already has it.
Buy me a plan!
It will be six years, I will buy it.
D: But I want to!
M: I want to go to the sea.
After this phrase, the people in the bus were noticeably amused.
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