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 08.03.2015
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Yesterday everything came to its place. The guy explained to me what a prelude from a man looks like:
Q: Imagine you are very hungry and come to MacDack.
I: Well what?
Q: You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.

In the place of a girl, I would have explained to a man that I am not quite a burger. The myth that a woman does not feel anything in bed has long been dismissed. And if he is ready to heroically endure some inconvenience of drying, which is likely to end before the girl has the time to at least post-factually arouse, then she will soon get bored of such a painful squeeze instead of pleasure.

But bring a man to hungry fainting is not necessary) Feed regularly - he will want a prelude.
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