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 09.03.2015
You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.
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This is for a teenager, and for a man it is like coming to a favorite restaurant, order an appetite, then eat a couple of slices of any fruit, drink all this with a couple of gloves of mineral (to remove the aftertaste of fruits) and only then proceed to the dish that has just been prepared specifically for you.
But if you do the analogy with the mac, then it ran into the shelter, grabbed the first one who got in and began to hold right in the vestibule.
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