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 10.03.2015
About the engineering mind:
My wife is cooking dinner in the oven and I put my child to sleep. The apartment is a studio, the action takes place in one room. The child fell asleep. Here we understand with horror that the timer will work now, very loud. Don’t take the child to another room – he will wake up. In the head instant action options: cover the plate with a blanket, stifle. Close the ears of the child with the fingers and wait until it works... Here the spouse (candidate of technical sciences) approaches the plate and with a happy face starts the timer for another 90 minutes... Marry girls with a technical education...
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