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 11.03.2015
Announcement of sale of vas 21047
Commentary of the Seller

Dear lovers of the domestic car industry!
This is the best offer on the secondary market (after thorough examination).
The car was originally made from the factory.
Some elements of the body (especially the right threshold) are artificially outdated, which gives a special charm to the appearance of the car.
The basis for creating this miracle of technology served as an antique box of the 18th century. To enhance the feelings of possession of a rare thing, the glass lifts are made in the variant of clamps, open to the outside, if desired, can be equipped with curtains of any color.
GUR, ABS, SRS and others are absent to ease the mass of the car.
The engine without a colloquial: no turbines, compressors, intercullers and other sludge, produces 75 unstable oak forces.
Very spacious cabin and luggage compartment is a real value for boatmen and vegetable market workers.
From the tuning only the upper luggage.
I am not getting rid of the car. I will give it in careful hands. Taken under the project, but financial difficulties force to sell (I want PS4).
I will not go to the salon. I sleep in her every night.
Call only with real proposals, show and ride just will not!!!! to
It is possible to rent a car for meetings at the airport, weddings, funerals. 1500 / day
Source: http://bash.im
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