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 12.03.2015
Five copies about UAZik along with a drop of humor:
I am the lucky owner of such a car. After another swimming under the belly of this pet, I sincerely believe that it would be better, stsuke, they collected it from a tree! Honestly, sometimes I want to pull out the most valuable details and burn this piece of omnipresent misunderstanding to the heroes! Dirty shit, I’m not afraid. Snow under the stomach, too. But at the most appropriate moment, in order to go, you need to run like a horse and pull all that stuff on yourself!
and *******
A life joke!
13 reasons to buy Russian cars:
1st You have to fight with the sense of your own importance.
2nd I like the style of the 70s and 80s.
Three It is not a pity to carry in the luggage.
4 is Your hands grow from where you need to.
5 is You have in the garage - three canes of domestic spare parts delivered from your grandfather.
6 is Because foreigners often recall their cars because of marriage, and our - never.
7 is You have to go to the tax inspectorate.
8 is There is money left for toning.
9 is They have everything left – and the steering wheel, and the wheels, and the engine.
10 is With Ferrari in our collage will laugh.
11 is You recently smashed the Zyguli comrade.
12 is You are not going to ride it.
Thirteen During the weekend, you can go under the car longer.
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