I adore my wife.
What is there on your neck?
I look in the mirror, two bright red spots.
I: Well you’re like a little boy, you see, a vampire bite!
J: - Cool, now you will become a vampire and shine in the sun?
I: No, I’m going to be a normal vampire, not a girl movie. I will smell and break up.
In principle, nothing will change.
I am = =