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 12.10.2008
Hi-tek: Make a sentence from words whose first letter is "S". Urgently, the housewife ordered this.

Kvak: the shirt, hat and shirt are loud.

Dim-on: The stalls moved, the students expanded.

dim-on: The Scots were shaken, shocked by the sharp prostitutes. Shallows spread in shallows.

Volh87: A shabby six-year-old schoolchild racked shorts to a 60-year-old schizophrenia driver. Step by step, she blackmailed the driver with chopsticks, chocolate, and champagne. The driver struck the shovel, the schoolgirl stumbled. "Shallow, shallow the shirt of the shirt!It was a noise of blackmail. The driver sprinkled the schoolgirl, sprinkled with a shaft, a syringe, stamped cloves. The sixth grade girl shrugged her hair with shampoo. "The prostitute, the chimpanzee, the chinchilla!" "Sham shaky!" - a shocked schoolgirl whispered.

JeloMe: o_O on a large scale! The masterpiece!

Hi-tek: Idiots, a sister in the second class is studying...
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