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 15.03.2015
I have a colleague, her name behind her eyes is People-Cyborg. Hair painted, botox on the forehead, eyelids expanded, blue contact lenses, rhinoplasty, porcelain teeth, with the lips something done, silicone chest, corset to narrow the waist, dreams of surgery to extend the legs (but not yet decided). A few days ago, she stated that she hates homosexuals because it is, quote, unnatural!
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