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 16.03.2015
I am not that woman, but:
32 years, I don’t wear heels for 7 years, from the word at all. On the face is ordinary, breasts are not outstanding, the ass does not shake with a stick, the height is below the average, I dress not provocatively, makeup does not do at all. However, men have never stopped playing and trying to get acquainted, and their husband even after six years together still wants and pulls in bed at every convenient occasion.

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You do everything right, continue in the same spirit. Men (in my face) are tired of plastic Barbie, we want to see women, not their attempts to stand out against each other’s background.
Source: http://bash.im
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