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 16.03.2015
XXX: I was told by the doctor that I should ask my partner to be examined. hahah Prikin, you get to know a guy, everything is fine with you...and then so: "for admission to bed, present a certificate."
Yyy: Just like with the swimming pool : - but I have a hat!!! Not fucking a certificate.
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