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 13.10.2008
I was once chased by my drunk friend boxer, and I broke his nose.
No: not good
Why was my nose broken?
xh: well he said, go, say, be with all your strength - for me you are a peach)))
Q: How much do you weigh?
xxx: 50, but as a teenager I went to kung fu
What did he do to you then?
I was upset 😉
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