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 21.03.2015
Until yesterday morning, Niccolo di Mauro, an Italian criminal authority, a member of the Fasiani clan, nicknamed “The Wooden Head”, was working in the Italian bistro of Raduga in St. Petersburg. Very good lunch, I recommend. 240 rubles: salad, a piece of pizza, soup and pasta. This Nicholas was always polite, joyful: “bonjorno”, “grazi”, “bon appetito”. I just couldn’t remember that my payWave card didn’t work.

“You came and said, Don di Mauro, I need a salad, a piece of pizza, soup and pasta. But you ask without respect, you do not offer friendship, you have not even called me a wooden head.
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