Property rights of children:
1st If I like it, it is mine.
2nd If it is in my hand, it is mine.
Three If I can take it from you, it is mine.
4 is If I had it recently, it is mine.
5 is If it is mine, it should never be yours.
6 is If I build something, all the parts are mine.
7 is If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8 is If I think it is mine, it is mine.
9 is If it’s yours, but I’m sperm, it’s mine.
10 is If I... Oh! Sorry, I read Microsoft’s Business Plan to you instead of Children’s Property Rights!