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 13.10.2008
Yeltsin (10:23:27 10/10/2008)
I eat in the treemzik, I decided to try to put a paper under the simka. To make money. There was no card in my hand, I put the ticket. Closed the TLF. I cleaned in the bag. Here is control. Ask to present. And throw, aunt, as always, evil, stands, waiting for a ticket. I’m so in a bag. She stands, her eyes shut. I get my phone quietly... She begins to get upset and sneeze. I open the back cover. She is already figured! I remove the battery. People in the vicinity, CTR. She has already managed to turn, begins to roast. I get a paper. I shrink, th. She is already rolled. I am proud to show her! The people around lie :) She, insulted to the depths of her controller soul, psychotically and removed )))
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