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 25.03.2015
Toranoko: Comrades, I looked at the weather here in Peter on the dates of the visit and something was upset...
Enlighten me - how cold will it feel? What clothes should I wear?
I have a high temperament, I don’t want to freeze in the snow.
Monday: 1st and 4th, snow
Tuesday: +2 +5 and rain
Jolene: Ti, +4 is hot
I am joking.
If it is strict: ask someone to store milk (there is always a stove), put there a dozen fans that blow in different directions with different powers, smoke to start watering from the top of the fireplace, and you will have an approximate idea of Peter at +4. And don’t forget the monkey.

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