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 27.03.2015
What a fun quiet family night.
A good acquaintance shared the news that he soon became a father, I was very happy for him, because he was married for several years, wanted a child, but his wife was never pregnant. about a year ago he divorced (for several reasons), from six months ago he met a girl, months two as they started living together and yesterday his girlfriend showed him a test).
In the evening after dinner, after three joint drinking liquor, I tell my beloved spouse about this event:
Imagine he’ll soon be a father, he wanted it for so long!
It is fine. Something happened quickly, but we just moved. Is she really pregnant with him?
They live together.
Well and what? I live with you, too!
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