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 30.03.2015
Wu: In my student youth we had a fierce case.
Wu: my classmate agreed with the teacher on additional classes, agreed to study with the teacher at home
WOW: and the teacher’s husband was an ichthyologist and worked in a local zoo.
They had some collapse there and had to be temporarily relocated from the penguin zoo.
They took one, fed him fish, poured cold water, he lived in their bathroom, but walked around the entire apartment.
Wook: and when he walked, he stumbled on the floor with his overwhelmed legs.
Wow: the neighbors below were outraged and the penguin was taught to walk in boots! The household, his mother, his puppies!
Wow: and here comes a fellow student to her home, he is met, he is rattled, goes to the side of the bathroom, and to meet him from the bathroom comes out a penguin in a towel!
WOW: The guy then re-thought a lot about his life
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