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 31.03.2015
My wife's friend has a lonely girl, named Ilona, they still communicate with me from school. She is such a very wretched lady. She has a lot of years, but still in the active search for her Great Love. And with men, I have to say, she doesn’t get somewhat. Although, as I personally think, this is all because the being she considers herself, having two "heights", extremely creative and sublime. And the husband himself, accordingly, is looking for a suitable one, so that he was also an intelligent educated, and not some kind of tram. And with those in Tyumen we have, as usual, tension. Just like the trains. The male attention of Ilona is not delimited, but only here are more and more some rude and unhindered ignorants on her life path, who do not value her high mental level, but only want to use it for their nearby and often low purposes. She lives alone.
And here, when she was almost desperate to cause in herself a spiritual impulse to at least one of her cavalers, she was fortunate to meet a suitable man. And the muse of passion, who has so far vacantly wandered nearby, played with all her colors in her refined and educated soul.
Because this man turned out to be an incredibly cultural and exceptionally diverse enlightened man. And during their meetings he was willing to show her his, often phenomenal, knowledge. According to her, he could easily reason on almost any topic, filled the names of all the Egyptian pharaohs, understood the constellations and dinosaurs, and could hintly name all of Shakespeare's works, as well as Wagner's operas.
Elonka even my confessed that it was the first time she met such a developed and knowledgeable intellectual. In general, I hit, as they say, on the screw of the collar, do not pick up.

And this Saturday, my wife and I went to "Ashan" and there Ilona this with her new caregiver accidentally met. He seemed to be familiar to me, I watched – both! So this is Volodya, the guard from the base, where I put the car! How many years we have already lived in a new apartment, it is all there, a day in two. He himself, speaking among us, is a worker in Cuba, he will not get up again from his chair, he sits all over and discovers crosswords in magazines. Directly pulls a whole package with you and chicks all day. Why, apparently, in dinosaurs, and in pharaohs and understand. The wife wanted to approach them, and I say, okay, don't need to go down to people in vain, just embarrass. Or an unequal hour we break your girlfriend, where will she find such an educated person?
by robertyumen
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1503/o150330.html#8
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