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 01.04.2015
Rules were invented for all cases of life, but they were applied somehow.
It is strange.
Passengers were told not to drink raw water, but were not offered boiled water.
They were forbidden to crawl on the floor, but they did not indicate where to throw the garbage.
And when the stations turned into dirty stalls, they complained for a long time.
and passengers:
Here are the people! Sitting on the floor when the rule hangs next to: "Sitting on the floor
It is strictly prohibited"
The situation radically changed when the wonderful rule was removed, and
Instead, they set up long wooden sofas. Strange, no one is anymore.
He sat on the floor, but the rule disappeared.
All other statements have been replaced by materials.
The culture, and the wild, seemed to be the passenger, turned into a pure gentle man.
A lamb with a pink tie on his neck.
An amazing transformation!
Ilya Ilf, Yevgeny Petrov, 1932

Nearly 100 years have passed, and the graffiti is still relevant ((
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