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 02.04.2015
One evening I was sitting at the telic and so wanted kefir. We dressed up and went to the nearest store. In the store to meet the girls, suddenly one stumbles and right in my face in my mouth. I, instinctively defending my honor, wanted to shut down - it turned out that the head was pressed even stronger. Seeing this situation, I reach the entire audience with the phrase:
But not in the store!
And she stands up with my help from her knees and gives the phrase:
I am disappointed – get married!
We are six years old and raise two boys. I love my wife. Here is her fate.
p.s Kefir never bought it.
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