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 03.04.2015
“Jehovah’s Witnesses, who called into the apartment of a drunk professor of philosophy, after half an hour converted to Islam right next to the housephone.”

- You will laugh, but from acquaintances, journalists and philologists, the Witnesses fled. This couple just before that wrote referrals on the Bible.The acquaintance then saw them on the street and wanted to talk, but they fled from him. and diversified.

- and had these acquaintances consultants Amway or Oriflame - witnesses would simply not have left

- My acquaintance told me how such spiritualized creatures approached them with their son on the street :--), we witness, the one to which he replied, and we witness Muslims, do you want to go through the ritual of circumcision :P Witnesses evaporated with distorted faces))) uncle to say psychiatrist

- I have a good acquaintance, in the FSB headed the department on public organizations. When such people knocked on him, his wife took her head... She was listening to another lecture, and he was a Paradise Taste!
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