If this is the case, here is "Bayan":
The scientists joyfully say to journalists:
We were able to neutralize several cancer cells in the tails of mice.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to cure cancer!! to
Scientists have corrected:
We have not learned how to treat cancer, but we have advanced in understanding the problem, to successfully solve it in the future.
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists have learned how to travel in time!! to
Scientists to journalists:
- Go to "***"!!! to
Journalists broadcast to society:
Scientists raped journalists!! to