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 09.04.2015
I go from the parking lot I see the car normally parked, but on an accident, I call up a girl
You have an accident.
by Dada? I am just very pregnant.
Congratulations, but tonight you will sit down.
I didn’t buy it, but what else was in the car?
I look now. There is a carpet, a child's chair and bags.
What are they doing there?
Obviously lying
I did not put them there.
I have them too.
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