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 10.04.2015
(Business women burn on the forum)

I will die at home from boredom. I would gladly, on the contrary, devoted myself entirely to a career, if not the complete failure of many years of searching for a guy-homeowner.

bbb: Em, I think there are a lot of such, but it's called differently - tunaeader, or there alphons)))
They sit at home and play computer games, occasionally going to their mom to eat. But they won’t be doing farming. Go out of work – and sit at home – please. ))

Aaa: I’m not talking about these, but about men-homeowners.

Bbb: It is by chance not those who will prepare breakfast in the morning, take you to work, then take the children to school, go for food, cook lunch, bring home order and add a little comfort (according to the magazine "Home Focus"), then meet the kids from school, teach lessons with them, go to the gym and to the manicure, in the evening fresh and smoothly shaved will meet the wife from work, put a fresh dinner on the table, then do a massage, and everything else. Then (as long as the wife looks at the telecast) they quietly wash the dishes, the children are laid down and in sexy clothes will begin to seduce the wife...)))

Bbb: And yet, do they accidentally have no additional option to give birth to healthy pink babies? Then I would also write a couple of such))) I will not refuse... I will call one civil husband, I will visit once a week - it will be for the soul. The other will be "household" - for the farm, official.
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