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 15.10.2008
The official day...

I woke up in the morning, the mood is good, I don't want to sleep, although I slept only 3 hours, today is a salary day. I looked out on the street, like the weather is not so, even the sun shines a little. Just out on the street, the rain immediately went, half wet arrived at the tram, on it passed one stop, the tram broke, while he was going to work fell into some shit.
I came to work, I was told that the salary would not be another 2 weeks, loaded with the work on the eggs, then the boss went missing, that I was reading on the job, made a pretext. I went to eat in the dining room - there is no food at all, there is only one bride and the one - cuddling... worked to the point, all this time on the street was normal, only I got out of work AGAIN, the rain began.
I walked along the bridge, the rain was over, I was already happy, it wasn’t here! Some SUCK passed by and scratched me from head to foot...only I finished covering the departing car with a mat, as it started to rain again.
Home came the wicked, wet like a dog... sat in the room for himself, wrestled a computer and then heard a strange sound under the bed - my cat pulled out of under the bed a snicked and safely forgotten beer by me... Fuck, although he understands me...
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