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 17.04.2015
Once upon a time, in the 70s and 80s, a lawyer who knew me, a 10-year-old, asked me about my knowledge of pornography. He had an interesting case, the sculptor was accused of pornography and for this he was going to be jailed. And since I was in art school, I could be considered a quite authoritative expert. Well, I brought a bunch of the most famous paintings, in comparison with which the work of this artist was just innocent madness...The lawyer shone, the artist was released for the absence of a crime composition, and I got a chocolate. So since then, dear ones, the concepts of decent and undecent, erotic and pornography, extortion and sexual acts have been so clearly chewed, written, numbered and scattered that there is nothing to argue about. Everything is in the laws. What is unclear is explained in the comments. And all the rest is nothing more than the hants of incompetent people, neither in dances nor in laws.
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