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 19.04.2015
We celebrated a friend’s birthday in the city. He was given a radio-controlled helicopter. With a video camera.
He launched it, the helicopter crashed sharply into the sky and disappeared somewhere. Search the whole company. They walked around the village, listened, determined by the sound the area on which he fell. And even in the click of the fence was seen - lying in the grass upstairs with thorns and whistles. They knocked on the door, there was no one at home.
Here, to the noise of the neighboring house comes out an old lady - God's man. They explained her the situation. Oh and happiness! It turned out that she had the keys to the cottage, but she had to call the housewife. I got a cell phone and I called:
- Olga Nikolaevna, this is Maria Ivanovna, your neighbor in the country. This is the case. A helicopter crashed into your area. Your home is your purpose. The helicopter? No, it did not explode. and does not burn. Should I open the cockroach?
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1504/o150417.html#1
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