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 24.04.2015
John Connor has changed the past.

Here’s the Skynet awakening now: “Rise up, my army of combat terminators!” It is time to be free from the oppression of humanity!"
And in response to him, the army of combat smartphones sends selfies and music from the contact...

In the newspapers the next day: "REVOLT OF CARS! People are in panic - no one knows how to watch videos with cats! YouTube captured entirely, VKontakte subjected to artistic shelling areas of music and publications, on Pornhub - positioning battles.
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