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 24.04.2015
Five cents for contraception.
I can't forget the episode of "Desperate Housewives"
Husband, wife, both over 30, four children: son, twin, girl, all little ones.
Children are planned, parents do not plan further reproduction.
The woman's gynecologist, according to indications, cancelled contraceptive pills, so sex is only protected.
The husband returns from a trip, the children are asleep, the spouses fall to bed, suddenly the husband remembers that he does not have a gondola, and gently whispers: "Let's do it today."
It instantly gets a short straight in the nose. Sex is over.
A different mentality, hole.
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