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 25.04.2015
I have knives better than my husband. I was taught at work, I need it. He is not. Should I trust my husband to cut meat? Who is a doctor? I understand meat better and I know how and why it should be cut. Cleaning the vegetables? Yes, he will shed blood in the whole kitchen, I will then tie him over and wash the kitchen... and from where he knows how to cut for a certain food - there are many ways! The bags are yes. Once a week, bring the cart to the car and put 5 bags in the trunk. I drive a car, but he refuses. Grith, careless and uninteresting to him. Well, and here I have a wonderful 40-year-old child, who knows how to feed a cat, take away garbage and...sweat! It is harmless, but one joy.
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