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 01.05.2015
In one company, a man offered me love and a star from the sky. I said 'you are married' And it turned out that yes, he is married, but not just two, and they all live together - he, two women and three children. And I was actually offered the luxurious and seductive place of my third wife. I refused.

And a year later learned that one of the wives went to work, after which the beautiful candidate for the sheikh they expelled, awarding alimony in half wages, and began to live in the fifth.

He was very surprised then.

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