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 04.05.2015
I am a terrible pirate.

He made an unlicensed copy of the bread. While the baker was installing, he went and made an unlicensed copy of the gym on the carpet and made an illegal copy of popular gymnastics exercises. He went for breakfast, made a copy of the popular salad and sown it. After rendering himself an unlicensed service of shaving his face, in the process with special cynicism illegally performed for himself one of the popular in the people musical motifs, whistling it under his nose. Since it was a weekend, I went for a walk. On the way I met a friend, exchanged unlicensed copies of the news, after which he provided me with an unlicensed service of transportation, throwing me in his car to the park...
And your torrents are a scam compared to the damage that I and myself do to many companies.
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