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 06.05.2015
Natalia
Okay well. What do you want?

Ilya
I do not want to be here

Natalia
No, I’m not a wizard, I’m just learning.

Ilya
M is?

Natalia
I can feed you so that you are transferred to gastroenterology.

Ilya
This is an attractive suggestion 😉

Natalia
I can still get injured, but I don’t have enough strength.)

Ilya
I’m injured in the corridor, I’m not so far away.

Natalia
Then only the first option.)

Ilya
I knew you were cooking well, but so much 😉

Natalia
I cook divinely. for the sacrifice)
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