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 06.05.2015

Where to steal 3 billion rubles? I will surrender to the authorities, pay a billion dollar fine and ask for a sentence of 60 years.
All the rest of life to cross the road only on a zebra and green, to regularly visit medical examinations, to move the old lady across the road and not to swim for bucks. I will lead an exceptionally sober way of life, weighing the feeds and scratches. If they can endure, sing in the church choir.
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