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 22.01.2008
15 minutes ago, a girl from my childhood called me... they were in the kindergarten together... then they broke up but found each other... they talked for a long time... then 5 years ago I told her that I would go for a dog walk... and I didn’t call again.
Because I had a ass.
Shortly, she is calling.
Remember that 5 years ago you never called me again.
I have a mega phrase.
"Oh fuck just got home"
Fuck, I am a fool.
I just thought... she’s so cute... and now she’s got a boyfriend... I’m so hurt that I’m so fucking... and she’s so funny that I’m so fucking...


Call her somewhere like to talk about the past etc.. and take her away from her boyfriend) do your best! like a speaker)
Let the people know that we believe in them.)
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