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 18.10.2008
DiniK: Preamble - in our inst the department moves from one building to another. Consequently, not all audiences are completed to the end. Well, in one of these auditories we should have a couple, and more than a month the teacher can not spend it, because of the absence of chairs in the auditorium (old parties with cooked chairs were, etc. You can’t get out of neighboring audiences.
DiniK: Ambulance: we ask "we will have a seminar today?" said, "the chairs were taken to that audience?"
DiniK: The response of the preacher killed...
DiniK: "No, fucking, there are no chairs, but some mudag [other paddock] put a motorcycle there".
DiniK: We think it’s a joke, in the break they went there – really, it’s a mole, right in the audience, it’s something, it stinks of gasoline.
DiniK: the most fucking that the department on the fourth floor =)
CTpemak: You have tough teachings :))))
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