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 14.05.2015
What a fantasy...
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What a fantasy!

The laptop turned into the backpack from the sleeping mode, decided to install updates and rebut, deleted all the open files of the matlab, until the liquid melted its four cores sealed (!) 99% of the time (!) Chocolate, she poured a backpack, he cooler through the ventilation hole sucked liquid chocolate inside himself and a happy breath.

Previously, the repentance was easier - the dog bitten the pet.
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We all have better. A pressure break during a strong storm sucked the laptop into an unclosed illuminator and threw it out of board. In any case, the standard ship illuminator has a diameter of 200 mm along the glass, the opening of the unclosed is slightly larger, and the laptop does not elementarily slip there. However, the act of dismissal was signed.
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