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 17.05.2015
I am surprised:

Since I was 18, my mother has dreamed of marrying me. Now I am 24, not critical yet, but my mother looks quite desperate. Per in connection with this in recent years she has become addicted to Russian music and every day includes all (!) The apartment is the toughest pop of our stage. I am for what. I think she has found a new way to what she wants. And judging by my feelings, the way turned out to be remarkable. I'll really get married soon, just not to hear THIS

Mom doesn't know how to hint even thicker that the kids are already grown up (c) and it would be time to go. And I'll also uncover a terrible secret, but don't tell anyone - you can rent an apartment and live separately, don't have to go to your husband. Yes, and not the fact that the hypothetical husband will have an apartment
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